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Monday, April 27, 2009

Mrs.Split-Her-Pants

A funny for this Monday morning....

I went to PetCo on Friday during my lunch. When I bent over to pick up the bag of dog food...rrrriiiiiiipppp. The rear seam on my jean capris split! I skillfully backed out of the pet store and into Old Navy right next door. Fortunately, they were having a sale on capris-$15! I carried three pair into the fitting room and exited wearing one of them. I explained to the lady why I had ripped the tag off of the capris and was planning on wearing them out of the store when she told me that "they don't like to do that". She proceeded to radio to the front for someone to ESCORT me to the check out. Really? I am going to steal your $15 pair of capris! The manager said it was OK for me to come to the front myself where I presented the tag for my purchase.

Brett found the name "Mrs. Split-Her-Pants" very funny...

4 comments:

Emmy said...

BWUHAHAHAAHA! that's too funny and totally something I could see happening to me.

d.a.r. said...

Hahahahaha! That is hilarious. I particularly enjoyed the radio for escort moment. Because really, you are going to steal a pair of pants and then let them know about it. Insane.

NINA said...

That is fall-out-of-your-chair funny... but you poor thing... that would be horrible! You handled it well... and the people at Old Navy need to get a clue. It was great to see Natalie this weekend... you'll have to come with next time! xx Nina

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

hahaha! that is so funny! =) i can't believe she had to escort you, you poor thing=)! yay for a sale too though!

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