So this may not be the most politically correct thing ever said but it made me laugh out loud and I wanted to share.
This morning I had the TV on as cleaned for background noise. The Today show turned into Martha Stuart with Joan Rivers as her guest. I turned off the vacuum to answer the phone, ended the call and watched for a few moments. As Martha was showing Joan how to make a purse for Valentine's Day the following conversation took place:
Martha: Do you have a sewing machine?
Joan: Are you crazy?!?!?
Martha: You should get yourself one for when you get old (this in itself is funny to me because that women must be 90, but that is what $80,000 of plastic surgery will do for you) and have time. You know, I have a room in my house with ten sewing machines that all do different things.
Joan: You should send those to Angelina Jolie and she could put her kids to work.
I am sorry I just busted out laughing!